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Dream Journal

dreamed on June 11, 2005

I had to urinate really bad. I was barely able to make it to my mom’s basement bathroom.

I pulled the toilet lid and seat up and then almost fell in. There was no time to put the seat down, however, because I had already begun urinating. I thought about trying to put the seat down while I was emptying my bladder, but knew that would make a mess. There was a lot of urine coming out of my bladder and it fell into the toilet forcefully.

I held myself up with my arms as I peed. I looked down at my lap and saw that I had been holding myself up with my arms for so long that my hips were tilted wrong and pointed over the edge of the toilet. My urine was missing the toilet and falling onto the floor.

There was a lot of urine on the floor. My socks were soaked yellow from it. When I was finally done emptying my bladder I used my clothes to try and sop up all of the urine.

I wondered how I would walk out of the bathroom completely naked and holding urine-soaked clothes without anyone noticing.

Themes: Toilet