Dream Journal
There was some church function going on at my apartment. I was sitting on the toilet and had a little tiny poop sticking out of my anus when I noticed a woman standing at the bathroom door looking horrified. I realized that I had forgotten to close the door - I was used to being home alone.
I quickly pulled my pants up (a pair of B’s black sweat pants) in order to downplay the embarrassment of the situation and make the woman think nothing of it.
Out in the living room, I mingled with the church members until I found a time and place where I could discretely reach into the back of my sweat pants and wipe away the offending poo with a cream colored napkin.
I held the poopy napkin in my hand while I made my way towards the trash to throw it away. I hoped no one could see it or smell it like I could.
Themes: Toilet