Dream Journal
I had a large crush on Robert. We were in some special ops diving group together; everyone in the group was wearing heavy diving suits. We stood in a circle around a hole in the floor of our vessel. One by one, the group members fell back first into the hole and swam under the water backwards. Robert fell in just before I did. Swimming backwards, I went under the water and through a small tunnel.
I then had to urinate, so I go into my mother’s coatroom at the back of her house. There are still a lot of coats, snow pants, hats, gloves, and boots still in the room. I pushed aside a coat to reveal a skinny urinal.
I unzipped my diving suit from my legs up to my crotch. Then I unsnapped my pants like one would unsnap baby clothing to change a diaper. I thought how fortunate I was to have layers like this so I wouldn’t have to completely undress to go to the bathroom.
Once my layers were undone, I backed up to the urinal and began to urinate. A few drops of urine fell onto the boots below the urinal, so I tried rotating my pelvis further back to get better aim.
When I was finished and snapping up my clothing, Damon appeared to my left and leaned over to flush the urinal for me. He saw I got urine on the handle and decided against touching it. I looked on the other side of the small coatroom and found a really fancy toilet paper roll. It was a natural cotton brown color and had a matching tassel. I tore off the tassel and used a few sheets to wipe off the sides of the urinal. I balanced the tassel on the roll and replaced it back to its hook.