Dream Journal
I was helping a guy with some science project he was doing for work. We were on the side of a green hill and it was a beautiful, sunny day. He was very good-looking, but a bit slow. He also turned out to be very funny. After a few days of helping him with his project, I had fallen for him. And I liked to think that he had fallen for me a little bit as well.
He invited me to a concert at his church that night. We held hands the entire walk inside; I was in love. Just as we wove our way through the pews to get a good seat, I needed to urinate. I excused myself and went on a search for a bathroom.
I found numerous girls’ rooms, but each one had a long line. I thought I had remembered seeing one between two doors, but when I asked the usher, he told me no. There were no boys’ rooms in sight. When I finally found a boys’ room, I told the pastor (in whom I had enlisted help) that I was going to go in. He looked horrified, but at least didn’t try to stop me.
I yelled into the room that I was about to come in. There was one guy in a stall that was zipping up as I announced this. He was very surprised that I was in the bathroom. There weren’t any urinals in the room.
I chose a stall that didn’t have anything in it: no toilet, no stall, not even a drain. I went into the neighboring stall and saw that the door didn’t go all the way down to the floor - it barely came to my knees. I spread out my skirt in order to cover myself appropriately and squatted down.
My bladder was feeling as though it were going to burst. But no matter how I relaxed my bladder muscles, I could not pee. Then two girls came in and insisted on sitting on my lap. The girl on my left asked if I were going to marry her brother. She said that she liked me a lot - I was his best girlfriend yet.
All this while I tried concentrating on releasing my flow of urine, but it never came. So I got the girls off of my lap and left the bathroom.
I saw Tina and followed to her seat. She was holding a baby, but there was no room for me to sit with her. I ended up standing with a group of women in the aisle.
Themes: Toilet