Dream Journal
This dream took the form of an interview, where I was the interviewer. I was talking to a male midget, and he was discussing how difficult it is for someone his size to find the perfect mate. He said that he wasn’t focused so much on sex… in fact, he wasn’t terribly interested in it except once every five years. He told me that this is when his tortoise (or turtle?) comes ashore to lay eggs. He said that because of his size, the two are a perfect match. That evening was the big event of laying the eggs, so he would give a demonstration.
He waited, naked, on the shore for the turtle to appear. She finally came and went to her nesting place to lay her eggs. As soon as she was in position, he ran after her and jumped on top of her shell. He proceeded to rub his genitalia all over her back (thankfully, my angle of vision was from quite a distance). This went on for the hours it takes for a tortoise to lay her million eggs. When she was done, she rolled over onto her back and “gave him what he wanted”, as the little man put it.
Themes: Sex